Andrew writes

has just survived a flight wedged between a really large man and a person needing a shower. Onwards to better things #osdc

for previous message please replace ‘shorty’ with ‘shitty’ - damn that correcting iPhone

young people, I don’t care how good your music is it sounds shorty on the loudspeaker of your mobile phone. Turn it down!

has just cracked open a 2000 Tyrrells Vat 1. Om nom nom

seems to have an awful lot of wine that is reaching peak drinking condition

has just found a fossilised chip behind the sofa

has just discovered that it is amazingly tricky to make pesto without basil. Who would have thought it?

is making full use of my two trustiest sidekicks; brute force and ignorance

is clocking off so that I can prepare a great evening for our guests. One sleep to #FrancisDunnery

is reading all about the arrival of #FrancisDunnery in the land down under - http://ping.fm/tuMwU